Me according to life

Hello...?

Anybody there...?



Oh well, I guess it's just me then.

Wow... I never actually realised how big this place actually is!

... And all I thought I wanted was a space to call my own. A place where (hopefully) no one will judge me for all the nonsensical nonsense that I'll end up putting on here. (hehe... I said nonsensical nonsense.)

Oh... There you are Life. I've been looking everywhere for you. Yeah, bigger than I thought it would be.

Anyway Life, how are you? No no, I insist, you tell how your day has been. Really? That's interesting! And what did you say to that in return? Wow, harsh dude...

Well I've got to be going. I've got other things to do today. What? You want to screw me later? Life, guy! Ok, how's about dinner and a movie first... My idea of foreplay. Ok fine, we'll do things your way!